This Saturday 18th May sees Liverpool’s favourite ‘dancing party’, Space Jamz, return to Smithdown Social Club for their third shindig. The Waveform Transmitter‘s Ste Knight has the details.
It is fairly likely that if you follow the crew over at Upitup, or you are familiar with the Chemtrails posse, then you will be at least aware of the Space Jamz parties that members of both collectives are putting on. If you haven’t been, then you really need to get yourself down to check it out…and there just happens to be one this weekend! If you’re after a bit of evening fun this Saturday, then heading to Smithdown Social from 6 pm – late; it will be the best decision you ever made.
If disco, boogie, electro, and soul are your bag, and you like to give your hips a twist alongside a fun-loving and 100% padded-Armani-trab-wearing-wanker-free crowd, then the Space Jamz tastemakers have got your needs covered. We went along to the last one and it was fucking brilliant, so there’s absolutely no reason why this one won’t be just as great. Your blood-fun levels might reach dangerous highs, but as long as you keep on dancing you should be able to maintain a fun-plateau so your face doesn’t burst into a very fine vermilion miasma.
This weekend sees six of the globes hottest DJs (looks and skillz) throwing down a session of such magnitude that earthquakes emanating from the Smithdown Social epicentre are likely to wreak devastation most of the UK. The safest place to be is on the dancefloor as Bolts, Isocore, Jacques Malchance, Holmesy, Bugsy Wan, and TKNKLDFKLTZ rain down furious feels all over the crowd. Think Blade but with more vampires and you’re there.
Apparently the Ladies toilet is a pink-heavy vintage feast for the eyes but as I’m male and loitering in any public toilet is an arrestable offence, I’m taking female party-goers’ word for it. If you’re a girl and you’re into checking out bogs, though, there’s another USP (like you needed any more). Seriously, Smithdown Social Club is a boss little community venue, and you really ought to try and get along and support keeping the place open because it is a brilliant space.
While we have you…we’re not sure if you’ve heard, but the folk at Chemtrails are seeking a theme tune for their radio show over on Melodic Distraction. Obviously, the theme of the…theme tune…is chemtrails, so get your thinking caps on and try and knock something tongue-in-cheek (and chemtrail-related) up for the show.
The winner will be selected as the opening track for each edition of the Chemtrails radio session, with all the other tracks being played during that weeks show. They may even put an album together if there’s enough entries so it’s will worth a punt! The deets are below…anyway, see you down at Smithdown Social Club on Saturday for Space Jamz, you big weirdo.
A Song for Chemtrails 2019
To mark this year’s Eurovision, Liverpool’s premier conspiracy-based rave, Chemtrail Party Mix, wants your songs about chemtrails for their show on Melodic Distraction.
Do you hate chemtrails? Do you luuurve them? We want your thoughts, fears and desires expressed in the medium of song. It could be in the form of an original composition, a remix, mashup or jingle. The top choice will become the official theme song for our show on Melodic Distraction radio, and all the entries will get played on our next show, 8-10pm Wed 29th May. Plus there are some other fabulous prizes to be won. See below for details.
Title: A Song for Chemtrails 2019
Themes: Chemtrails, Eurovision, TV themes, whatever
Styles: Any style or genre accepted… original songs, remixes, mashups, jingles, etc.
Deadline: Eurovision finals day (Sat 18th May 2019)
:: WE NEED A THEME TUNE :: :: ANNOUNCING ::
A SONG FOR CHEMTRAILS 2019 – “JUST PLAY THE F-CKING NOTE”
Are you passionate about geo-engineering? Are you fed up of that Father Dick Byrne’s guff? Do you like prizes and stuff or whatever? Do you have some skills or experience in song-writing or production? Do you have no skills or experience in song-writing or production? THEN ENTER THIS SUPER EXCITING SONG WRITING COMPETITION:
Submissions on the theme of CHEMTRAILS (or whatever) in the form of original songs, remixes, jingles or mashups to be submitted to email@example.com
Suggested themes – Eurovision, Chemtrails, Theme Songs, Whatever
- FREE ENTRY TO ALL CHEMTRAIL PARTY MIX EVENTS FOR A YEAR
- BE THE THEME TUNE TO CHEMTRAIL PARTY MIX RADIO ON MELODIC
- FREE CHEMTRAIL PARTY MIX T-SHIRT
- ALL TRACKS WILL BE PLAYED ON OUR NEXT RADIO SHOW ON MELODIC DISTRACTION FROM 8-10PM ON WED 29 MAY
Also, if we get enough submissions we will release them as an album or something!
Not just any ol’ eejit can take up the art of songwriting just like that!
CLOSING DATE: EUROVISION FINAL DAY (SATURDAY 18 MAY 2019)